hammersmith

GRAAAR!!!

Okay, this is pissing me off. My now ex-girlfriend IMed me today and told me that my away message was obnoxious and offensive. It said this:

There's plenty of races
On God's green planet
That doesn't mean
You have to breed with them goddamnit!

Now, anyone reading my away message would know me very well. Thus, they would understand that the quote is SARCASTIC. No, according to her, I shouldn't assume such things.

Then she starts in with this whole thing about how I say I'm for womens rights but I look at porn. MOTHERFUCKING HYPOCRITE BITCH USED TO WATCH PORN WITH ME!

Now she's going to make me feel bad about going to the Burlesque show tonight. Fucking A!