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Tis a sad day. Tis a sad day, indeed.
My fish, Chubs, died. I've had him since August and he has outlasted all the other Wal-Mart fishies. He contracted dropsy and I bought pills for him but before they could help him he died. Maybe I'll get more this weekend as the only occupant of my 5-gallon tank is a small sucker-fish.

I can't wait...
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My friend Diane had a party on Friday night and I spent the night in SAV. We saw Domino, the movie. Who can resist a kick-ass chick from L.A. with an English accent?

I had to work Saturday at the biggest football game I've ever seen at GSU. We beat the #1 team in the nation. Furman went down 24-27. It took us forever to...
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
As I'll be working at 10:30 on Halloween night, I'm glad I got to dress up and go out Saturday night! I was Dorothy complete with Todo in a basket at the Charleston, SC county fair with a bunch of friends who were dressed up too. One was Rob Zombie, one a vampiress, one an angel of death, one a scary pumpkin, one...
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Now I know why I try to avoid people and have as few friends as possible. I hate drama. And when it shows it's ugly face, I can't deal. Example: my friend found out her b/f is cheating on her and she's crying. I don't know how to console her. I'm not witty or funny, so all I can do is hold her.

Hopefully I'll...
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This is Elizabeth with your weekly weekend update about none-other than . . . Elizabeth! Well, as Friday was rather a bore where she drank vodka by her lonesome we'll skip it and move onto Saturday. It began with work at the football game from 1:00 pm till about 7:00 pm. Then, her friend from SAV was coming out to be with her boyfriend and...
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You know our culture is changing when 7-year olds shave their legs. (See story below.)

I was in the Target in Athens this weekend, looking at the myriad of band-aids. Deciding between Batman and Superman ones when a mom and two 7-year olds walked down the aisle with their Mom. Apparently shaving cream was right behind me and one of the girls was begging her...
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I will nap and sleep as much as I can.
That way when I dream, you'll be that much closer to me.
And then maybe I won't spend every aching moment of my days wondering what your doing and if we were together what we would do.

Still waiting for my fingernail to fall off. It's still a rad purple color.

Is so jealous of rin being able to have her own library because she bought a huge ass house. Let the cats and cookies abound, babe.

I thought I'd have to work Saturday night, again it turned out I had my dates wrong. Well, noone else showed up so the three...
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Warning: Major bitchfest below

Work sucked major cock and balls tonight. To start off it's raining like a hurricane's gonna come through. Then, I shut a heavy metal door on my finger and I don't have any ice to put on it. So right now my fingernail is a rad color of dark purple and my finger is slightly swollen. Then, I just remembered I...
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Big night last night. Kinda lame that I remember all of it; however, I'm still reeling from after-effects. Saw some hot friends in Savannah: my girls Mallory and Dyane. We went to Jalapeno's for ritas, then to a pool hall for beer, then to Sunset for dildo fun, picked up our girl Parish and went to River St. for Wet Willies and some live music....
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