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You know our culture is changing when 7-year olds shave their legs. (See story below.)

I was in the Target in Athens this weekend, looking at the myriad of band-aids. Deciding between Batman and Superman ones when a mom and two 7-year olds walked down the aisle with their Mom. Apparently shaving cream was right behind me and one of the girls was begging her mom to buy it for her. Mom was saying no but the girl was going on about shaving her legs with it.

I was so fucking happy to finally have a road trip. Of course my ghetto-ass car couldn't handle it. It started blinking "low coolant" at me when I was 20 minutes from my sister's place. But we had a blast watching Chris from Dashboard play an acoustic concert. He's effing hot. And if anyone ever goes Downtown, Chasers is lame but Firehouse was happening.

Oh, and crazy story. Me and my sister, Becky finally get to sleep Friday night after 2 or 3 when this stranger walks into my sister's appt. around 6 am. So this person goes into her bathroom and is moaning and crying. I thought it was Becky's roommate and she thought it was me. Well, come to find out it's this chick named Suma that Becky knows of. So my sister kicked her out and locked the door. Well she came back after that, knocked on the door, and kicked over some shit on my sister's front porch making a lot of racket, so Becky had to take her to Suma's boyfriend's place where she was staying.

Now, from lack of sleep this is me: