If you're only going to see one movie this year.. er..or in what's left of this year..
You should see "Fun With Dick and Jane"!
For two reasons...
1) It is a Light-hearted romp with lots of jokes that thinly veils a big "Fuck you" to people like Bush's Buddy Ken Lay and his ilk..
and
2) you will need a good laugh after you...
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You should see "Fun With Dick and Jane"!
For two reasons...
1) It is a Light-hearted romp with lots of jokes that thinly veils a big "Fuck you" to people like Bush's Buddy Ken Lay and his ilk..
and
2) you will need a good laugh after you...
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Hello All you Ladies and Lads!
I've been so busy with my War on Christmas that I haven't had a chance to update much. Destroying the true meaning of Christmas isn't easy but it sure is fun! By the way it turns out that the true meaing of Christmas is actually "selling conservative sweaters and cheap electronics". And for that reason it must fall!
Grrrrr......
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I've been so busy with my War on Christmas that I haven't had a chance to update much. Destroying the true meaning of Christmas isn't easy but it sure is fun! By the way it turns out that the true meaing of Christmas is actually "selling conservative sweaters and cheap electronics". And for that reason it must fall!
Grrrrr......
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kaseypoteet:
If it weren't for the way you inspire me, I KNOW I would never have had the courage to even attempt this whole VJ/talk show thing I'm doing now. And it's that same inspiration that is helping me be brave enough to continue trying, even though I'm kind of sucking ass right now and I am WAY outside of my comfort zone w/all of this. From the very bottom of my heart, I thank you for inspiring me (and a gajillion others) to do "my thing, my way", even when we're scared and it feels like the whole world is against us.
Peace.
Peace.
tayler:
hey, you want a sock monkey? 
On a lighter note.... 
I'll be all over the VH1 "Big in '05" awards tomorrow night. (Sunday December 3rd) Using my mouth as a goof sprinkler. It should be fun. I'm especially happy about the opening sketch
Hope everyone is having a great weekend.
Big Love
Hal
I'll be all over the VH1 "Big in '05" awards tomorrow night. (Sunday December 3rd) Using my mouth as a goof sprinkler. It should be fun. I'm especially happy about the opening sketch
Hope everyone is having a great weekend.
Big Love
Hal
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panda:
whaat?
sorry I just found this now...nice!
I figured you fer an SG OK-er
damn I live in Canada and only have basic cable but I heard "Big in 05" went really well!
keep up the laughs
sorry I just found this now...nice!
I figured you fer an SG OK-er
damn I live in Canada and only have basic cable but I heard "Big in 05" went really well!
keep up the laughs
jayye:
youre the only reason i watched that show 
Painted Back
For years I drove past it. It always made me angry. Sad. Disconnected. A small window. not more than 2 foot square. At the top of a wall on the side of a house on the edge of a hillside farm. Through the rain drenched glass of my mothers car it screamed at me. I would slide to the other side of the...
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For years I drove past it. It always made me angry. Sad. Disconnected. A small window. not more than 2 foot square. At the top of a wall on the side of a house on the edge of a hillside farm. Through the rain drenched glass of my mothers car it screamed at me. I would slide to the other side of the...
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tekky:
that was a wondefrul story.
My New Website is up!
Check it out!
Hope everyone had a happy Squash festival!
Here's to the original residents of Turtle Island being nice to those pale people with the buckled hats!
Big Love to you all
Hal
Check it out!
Hope everyone had a happy Squash festival!
Here's to the original residents of Turtle Island being nice to those pale people with the buckled hats!
Big Love to you all
Hal
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ebin:
Come to our show tonite, and I'll do my best...
"Kaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
"Kaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
ebin:
Come to our show tonite, and I'll do my best...
"Kaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
"Kaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
What a week!
I have been tryin' to wear an SG shirt on a show for sometime now and most wouldn't let me because most shows have a rule against logos of any kind. It's rather funny when someone from Business Affairs at a network has to talk me out of wearing an SG shirt on Tony Danza. Their argument is wonderfully lame and usually...
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I have been tryin' to wear an SG shirt on a show for sometime now and most wouldn't let me because most shows have a rule against logos of any kind. It's rather funny when someone from Business Affairs at a network has to talk me out of wearing an SG shirt on Tony Danza. Their argument is wonderfully lame and usually...
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girlordinary:
Awesome job on CSI last night!
darthspielberg:
Man, You Rock, Mr. Sparks.
I am a Republican, and I totally agree with everything you just said.
Awesome Quote from the sickest dude around...makes my day
I am a Republican, and I totally agree with everything you just said.
Awesome Quote from the sickest dude around...makes my day
London
'twas november fourth... I last held your hand
It seemed the time would last forever
The last time I was in London was two years ago. And I honestly can't decide if either of us has changed.
I'm staying in a hotel on the edge of Hyde Park. The view out the front looks like I own the city. The view out the back...
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'twas november fourth... I last held your hand
It seemed the time would last forever
The last time I was in London was two years ago. And I honestly can't decide if either of us has changed.
I'm staying in a hotel on the edge of Hyde Park. The view out the front looks like I own the city. The view out the back...
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james:
dude, where you at? i miss talking....youre busy i know! busy man...
talk to you soon buddy.
edited because as you know i type WAY too fast.
[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 9:06PM]
talk to you soon buddy.
edited because as you know i type WAY too fast.
[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 9:06PM]
morgan:
Heh, my boyfriend is totally jealous of you 'cause your on my "celebrities I get to fuck if I ever met them, even if I'm in a relationship still" list. Top 5 even!
What're you up to lately? You should comment on my journal all the time 'cause I get all giddy when you do.
What're you up to lately? You should comment on my journal all the time 'cause I get all giddy when you do.
Okay..this is kinda weird...
I know that in our society celebrities..however minor a one I may be..are sort of public property but this goes in a brilliantly screwball direction.
I spoke tonight with a girl I have known for a few years and we have always flirted because she is awesome and I.. am a rake. Now.. nothing is going to happen because she is...
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I know that in our society celebrities..however minor a one I may be..are sort of public property but this goes in a brilliantly screwball direction.
I spoke tonight with a girl I have known for a few years and we have always flirted because she is awesome and I.. am a rake. Now.. nothing is going to happen because she is...
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aspen:
i hear i'lll see u friday w/ james.
cricket:
Hope you had a safe flight darling.
Call me when you get a moment. . . .Dont know if I should expect to hear form chris or not . . . . I will call you.
Have fun!
Call me when you get a moment. . . .Dont know if I should expect to hear form chris or not . . . . I will call you.
Have fun!
Hey kids!
Hope you are all having an amazing day.
So.. one of my resolutions for the Year is to have more fun... especially when I'm working.
Now.. I have a lot of fun already. Doing Comedy in particular is a blast. And The band and I have a great time playing out... And I really enjoy spending time with fans before and after the...
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Hope you are all having an amazing day.
So.. one of my resolutions for the Year is to have more fun... especially when I'm working.
Now.. I have a lot of fun already. Doing Comedy in particular is a blast. And The band and I have a great time playing out... And I really enjoy spending time with fans before and after the...
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magni:
^^^ What they said!
mora:
Being a nice guy doesn't mean being neutered.
truth.
this seems to be my new mantra. especially being on the job hunt lately. interviewing is such a weird process.
So... for those that don't know... yesterday was not only the birthday of
Barbara Walters - *claps and looks around with a stupid grin*
Catherine Zeta-Jones AND Michael Douglas - (boy is that weird)
Mark Hamill - (these aren't the presents you're looking for)
Christopher Reeve - *tips hat**salutes**bows*
Will Smith - *thumbs up*
and Heather Locklear - *boing*
it was also my Birthday and...
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Barbara Walters - *claps and looks around with a stupid grin*
Catherine Zeta-Jones AND Michael Douglas - (boy is that weird)
Mark Hamill - (these aren't the presents you're looking for)
Christopher Reeve - *tips hat**salutes**bows*
Will Smith - *thumbs up*
and Heather Locklear - *boing*
it was also my Birthday and...
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mr_rick:
happy belated birthday wishes for you and your mother....my mothers bday was the 26th.
i have dreamed of the call like you received, i'm beginning to believe it isn't meant to happen. someday....
rick
i have dreamed of the call like you received, i'm beginning to believe it isn't meant to happen. someday....
rick
m_:
happy late birthday! and i love the tradition you plan to start with your family....very sweet. you will surely make some mama very happy with the appreciation and respect you seem to have for women.
I work at a movie theater and a lot of people come to see it.