Roswell is nice this time of year...
Okay...so...
I'm fairly certain that I am being abducted by aliens. I don't think they mean me any harm because I always seem to be well rested when they return me to earth.
What proof do I have, you ask? Oh doubting skeptic?
It is true I do not have any new implants (note to self: change battery in old one)
It is true that I have not been probed lately... and I would know..thanks
It is true that I have no memories of almond eyed aenorexics from space warning me of impending global thermo-nuclear war...
not exactly
So what proof?
Missing time....
I woke up this morning and three weeks had gone by like a shot.
The only plausible explanation is abduction...
either that or the month of May is addicted to crack...
phew...
anyway... It's nice to be back
Okay...so...
I'm fairly certain that I am being abducted by aliens. I don't think they mean me any harm because I always seem to be well rested when they return me to earth.
What proof do I have, you ask? Oh doubting skeptic?
It is true I do not have any new implants (note to self: change battery in old one)
It is true that I have not been probed lately... and I would know..thanks
It is true that I have no memories of almond eyed aenorexics from space warning me of impending global thermo-nuclear war...
not exactly
So what proof?
Missing time....
I woke up this morning and three weeks had gone by like a shot.
The only plausible explanation is abduction...
either that or the month of May is addicted to crack...
phew...
anyway... It's nice to be back
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lilviciousone:
Welcome back...did you watch Bongwater?
vinyle:
What am I afraid of? Tornadoes and Aliens. Seriously! I don't live near a trailor park or the dessert, so hopefully I'm safe. Glad to hear your back. 