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Crazy Schedule Update!

I will be in Denver Next wednesday the 17th for a Nick at Nite show I'm taping at Comedyworks
The next day I fly to MIAMI for the comedy festival and do a show at the 18th at 10:45 at the Performer Colony Theatre!

Then I go To Raleigh for Nick again at Charlie Goodnights on Sunday the 21st then NYC on the 23rd. We'll be at the Laugh Factory that night.

The Lovely James will be joining me at my Stand-up dates at The Mohegan Sun Casino in Conneticut on the 25th and 26th then we return to LA for a charity event to stop the clubbing of Harp Seals in Canada on the night of the 27th. I mean the Charity event is that night...that's not the night they club the seals... It's at the Key Club... again the event.. not the clubbing.. I mean people club at the Key..eh...nevermind

Then I get to be home for THREE WHOLE DAYS! Seriously, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself! Wheeeee!

Then I fly to My adopted Home town of Chicago to Perform at Zanies on the 31st through the 4th of February.

Then we finish up the Nick show on the 14th and I'm off to China for a week and change... which Im more excited about than a speed freak who's just discovered coffee enemas!

Then I'm at the Hilbert Theatre in Indianapolis on Feb 24th

I'm gonna need a fast horse and a good saddle to get through all that runnin' around


If you live near any of those places come on down.... even if you can't make the show, come up after and say hi..

Be well

Hal


VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
james:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy......tomorrow will mean i we get to be together uninterupted and go home together. i love that. lets snuggle.
Jan 29, 2007
james:
I fucking love you splanket. or should i say...spanklet wink thank you for today.
Feb 6, 2007

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