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Tuesday Jan 10, 2006

Jan 10, 2006
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Greetings! Beinvenudo! Ni Hao! and Nanu Nanu!

I have so many house guests this week I have decided to rename
my house Hotel Halifornia. It truly is a house full of honkeys here at home.

First My cousin Kip has decided to join the mass family exodus out of Ohio to
seek his fortune in LA. With him comes the ever enigmatic dog Chewey. Named after the most famous Wookie and rightly so because she has tone of golden brown fur and she makes a lot of noise and no one knows what the fuck she is talking about.

Second my fellow thesbian and Television Son, Harris Allen, is down from Vancouer BC. He will be a guest in my home for a couple of months. He and his girlfriend have decided that iChat will keep their relationship strong. I have decided that I will stay out of the computer room when they are bonding..and perhaps wear earplugs.

Third..My Drummer/Cousin/great friend Miles and his wife Kim are out here and while they have a new apt. They are over here a lot. Which Makes me quite happy and not just because Kim makes sure I keep my fridge stocked and I remember to get toilet paper.

And Last but certainly not least, it is my great honor to welcome the lovely and talented James. biggrin.

Last night after rehearsal Kip, James and her good friend Kelly prepared a Vegan feast for the whole lot of us. After which we all watched some Ali G and spent the rest of the evening being horribly politically incorrect.

A grand time is being had by all!

now I'd love to write more but I have to go to the Grocery.........again

smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
VIEW 25 of 56 COMMENTS
unique3:
sounds like you've been having fun!! having friends over always brings good times. smile
Jan 20, 2006
james:
no iiiiiiiii'm the flibberty Jibbit. and my break was wonderful glorious.

tell me again....whats the difference between pumpkin pie and pussy?
Jan 20, 2006

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