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Sunday Dec 18, 2005

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If you're only going to see one movie this year.. er..or in what's left of this year..

You should see "Fun With Dick and Jane"!

For two reasons...

1) It is a Light-hearted romp with lots of jokes that thinly veils a big "Fuck you" to people like Bush's Buddy Ken Lay and his ilk..

and

2) you will need a good laugh after you watch this....

"Oh Shit.. The Movie"

I am only posting this so I can get on that cool new NSA watch list! It's the Xbox 360 "It" gift of assaults on The constitution and Civil Liberties!

-Wiretaps without warrants! Being questioned by the Secret Service over a book purchase!... Unprovoked searches of your home without a warrant OR notification! Collect The Whole Set! smile

Happy WInter Solstice!

Love,

Hal



p.s. I'm only saying "Happy Winter Solstice" because I am bringing the fight to the enemy in the "War on Christmas". I was gonna back off but that would send the wrong message and embolden our enemies. Although I don't know how much more bold Santa could get... I mean he sneaks into your house univited wearing RED and if he doesn't like your cookies or your lifestyle he apparently leaves Combustibles (holy shit!) in your socks! That's pretty bold, dude!

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elouise:
It was nice to meet you at swinger's last night, I'm really sorry my friend's roomate was a drunken mess...
Jan 9, 2006
quigbycash:
I've heard Fun with Dick and Jane was hilarious.
I work at a movie theater and a lot of people come to see it.
Jan 10, 2006

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