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Friday Dec 20, 2002

Dec 20, 2002
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I was in KMART the other day and this old man walked up to me in the housewares section, blabbing something about "where are the cutting boards!?" I told him I didnt know and then he preceded to ask me what I was shopping for and how I should go find a cutting board for him. I couldnt tell if he was crazy or just a friendly/eccentric old guy. Then he told me it was clear I had psychological problems and asked if I had seen my therapist that day. I said I had cause thats actually where I was coming from. He was like, "oh...good. at least you're getting help."

what a jerk.

i walked around the rest of the day wondering if there was something wrong with my face. you know when you walk down the street and people glance at you and you think to yourself, "i must be pretty cute" or "maybe i'm just sloppy."

confused

then i remembered i had a gift certificate for victoria's secret so i went and bought a bunch of v-strings. smile love miao!! smile
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alienvampire:
Living in NYC is like dining at the "Who You Lookin At Bar & Grill".

Seriously, when will everyone realize that eye contact can be an act of overt aggression?

My solution? - Don't look at anyone. That way, you'll never see their reaction to your: unmatched beauty/booger hanging out of your nose.
Dec 24, 2002
gil:
Happy Christmas
Dec 24, 2002

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