everyday i become more and more convinced that i should have become a traveling circus freak/carnie/sideshow/roadie person.
why?
-i would never have to stay in any one place for long periods of time.
-i could LIVE on beer battered onion rings.
-i have always wanted to hang upside-down naked from the mouth of an elephant.
-my college GPA would be insignificant.
-my trapeze skills could...
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eat a lot of acidopholus pills
make sure that shit doesn't fuck you up.