I think I should go buy a lottery ticket.
Normally, if it wasn't bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. But something happened today. Something shifted. I really need to take advantage of the universe leaning my way while the getting's good.
Ok. So first, I saw Grindhouse (as I previously mentioned) and for the first time in a LONG time, was actually excited leaving the theater. It was an experience that was WAY more fun than I expected. So yay.
Then a friend of mine called and wanted me to go to the local Bingoarama. I don't go to those places, because they are scary. They have hundreds of tiny grey haired ladies who play 2236246 cards at once and yell at you if you talk. So I refer to those places as "scary bingo" places. It's not that creative, but accurate.
Anyway, they talked me into it. And I won 50 bucks on the last blackout!
Then some people that I don't really like called and wanted me to come to their house for "guys night". They were watching hockey and getting the dog drunk. I did NOT want to go. And whatever reason I thought of for why I couldn't make it was worked around. No car, they'll come get me. I don't drink, they'll make me. All I wanted to do was go to karaoke, I said. You can't.. that's where the girls are going (their sig. others)... I was about to give in, when the karaoke dj called. He wanted me to run karaoke for him! So I was free!
Well, karaoke was slow, got to sing lots and lots, and had fun. I visited with the girls some.. then they said they wanted to go to Bucks to dance. I told them they couldn't drive... so I offered to take them over. Got a guy to fill in for me, and I ran them over and back. No problem.
About last call, I got a series of text messages from Amiee (one of the girls, married). She was wanting to get with my friend Stacy (one of the girls, single). I knew that Stacy was interested, and told Amiee that. She texted me that I needed to convince Stacy that I should come pick them up and take them back to Stacy's place so they could have some fun. They wouldn't be able to do it if they rode with the other girls, cuz they'd end up in their respective homes...)
So there I am, picking up the drunk girls and being told by Amiee that I needed to make it happen, because she's shy. So I get them up to Stacy's, and excuse myself to the bathroom, and tell them to "make out without me, I've got to pee."
Well they did. I came out, smiled at my handiwork, waved, and started for the door.
That was four hours ago.
My luck has CERTAINLY changed for the better!
Gotta get that lottery ticket... and some bactine. Some of the scratches are pretty deep.
Normally, if it wasn't bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. But something happened today. Something shifted. I really need to take advantage of the universe leaning my way while the getting's good.
Ok. So first, I saw Grindhouse (as I previously mentioned) and for the first time in a LONG time, was actually excited leaving the theater. It was an experience that was WAY more fun than I expected. So yay.
Then a friend of mine called and wanted me to go to the local Bingoarama. I don't go to those places, because they are scary. They have hundreds of tiny grey haired ladies who play 2236246 cards at once and yell at you if you talk. So I refer to those places as "scary bingo" places. It's not that creative, but accurate.
Anyway, they talked me into it. And I won 50 bucks on the last blackout!
Then some people that I don't really like called and wanted me to come to their house for "guys night". They were watching hockey and getting the dog drunk. I did NOT want to go. And whatever reason I thought of for why I couldn't make it was worked around. No car, they'll come get me. I don't drink, they'll make me. All I wanted to do was go to karaoke, I said. You can't.. that's where the girls are going (their sig. others)... I was about to give in, when the karaoke dj called. He wanted me to run karaoke for him! So I was free!
Well, karaoke was slow, got to sing lots and lots, and had fun. I visited with the girls some.. then they said they wanted to go to Bucks to dance. I told them they couldn't drive... so I offered to take them over. Got a guy to fill in for me, and I ran them over and back. No problem.
About last call, I got a series of text messages from Amiee (one of the girls, married). She was wanting to get with my friend Stacy (one of the girls, single). I knew that Stacy was interested, and told Amiee that. She texted me that I needed to convince Stacy that I should come pick them up and take them back to Stacy's place so they could have some fun. They wouldn't be able to do it if they rode with the other girls, cuz they'd end up in their respective homes...)
So there I am, picking up the drunk girls and being told by Amiee that I needed to make it happen, because she's shy. So I get them up to Stacy's, and excuse myself to the bathroom, and tell them to "make out without me, I've got to pee."
Well they did. I came out, smiled at my handiwork, waved, and started for the door.
That was four hours ago.
My luck has CERTAINLY changed for the better!
Gotta get that lottery ticket... and some bactine. Some of the scratches are pretty deep.
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Maybe I can photograph your 2 lady friends?