I have a very dear friend.
She saved my life about a year ago... If not for her, I would be dead. She knows how much I love her. I would do anything for her, and if she needed me to, I'd gladly give my life for her, because I owe it to her.
The biggest regret I have is that I had to leave...
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She saved my life about a year ago... If not for her, I would be dead. She knows how much I love her. I would do anything for her, and if she needed me to, I'd gladly give my life for her, because I owe it to her.
The biggest regret I have is that I had to leave...
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I was out of town yesterday to attend a funeral. It wasn't anyone that I was really close to, but it made me realize one thing... I hope I never put my friends and family through what I went through. Now, maybe that's what the deceased really wanted, and maybe the family thought it was a fitting tribute... but not for me, thank you. So...
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riz:
Yea, yesterday was a lot. It's been a long time since my mother's last episode. It kinda makes me sad. At least they are getting farther apart instead of closer together though, right?
I'm doing better now though, for sure. Yesterday was just a bit crazy.
I'm doing better now though, for sure. Yesterday was just a bit crazy.
harlot:
Ohhh baby.
Me and funerals...well, we've been friends too many times.
At my dads funeral, 2 of his cousins who are reverends did the service. It was good because they grew up with him, so they told stories and stuff and we're southern, so they honestly celebrated his life.
At my moms, it was alittle different, but it wasnt cheesy. She was still celebrated and what not.
My grandpas funeral was in NC, it was ridiculously southern and noone really cried. Its amazing how they celebrated his life with pictures and stories and songs.
I
Anyways...
I miss you. Come home to PA. The days are getting warmer, the nights are getting longer...and theres much fun to be had, but none of it matters without you. I miss our adventures, our long talks... =[[
Me and funerals...well, we've been friends too many times.
At my dads funeral, 2 of his cousins who are reverends did the service. It was good because they grew up with him, so they told stories and stuff and we're southern, so they honestly celebrated his life.
At my moms, it was alittle different, but it wasnt cheesy. She was still celebrated and what not.
My grandpas funeral was in NC, it was ridiculously southern and noone really cried. Its amazing how they celebrated his life with pictures and stories and songs.
I
Anyways...
I miss you. Come home to PA. The days are getting warmer, the nights are getting longer...and theres much fun to be had, but none of it matters without you. I miss our adventures, our long talks... =[[
Warning!!! Please read!!!
I hate people who forward too many warnings as much as anyone, but this one is really important. Please do not delete until you have read it. Better yet, send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!
If someone comes to your door saying they are conducting a deer tick inspection and asks you to take off your clothes and dance...
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I hate people who forward too many warnings as much as anyone, but this one is really important. Please do not delete until you have read it. Better yet, send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!
If someone comes to your door saying they are conducting a deer tick inspection and asks you to take off your clothes and dance...
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rpg:
Sounds fabulous. Yes, you should come up here to visit.
I'm actually been down to Bismark a few times and I'll be there again to visit a few friends and pick up some studio gear I purchased on ebay.
I'm actually been down to Bismark a few times and I'll be there again to visit a few friends and pick up some studio gear I purchased on ebay.
I had the dream again.
For the last 10 years, I've had the same reoccurring dream once a month or so. It's always the same, I always know it's a dream, and I am unable to alter it. I cannot think of any explanation that might help me understand why I have it, and dream interrupters (books and otherwise) are at a loss.
Why, you...
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For the last 10 years, I've had the same reoccurring dream once a month or so. It's always the same, I always know it's a dream, and I am unable to alter it. I cannot think of any explanation that might help me understand why I have it, and dream interrupters (books and otherwise) are at a loss.
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riz:
OMG! That sounds almost better than my bicycle dream!! i'm jealous! I think I'd spend the entire dream in a fit of giggles!!
harlot:
I love country crock. I wish I could open my tub of butter and you were walking across it. Id pull you out and put you in my pocket.
So I had a blind date again today.
I know, I said I wouldn't, but I figured it can't be worse than the last one.
It wasn't worse, but it wasn't good either.
It was a deaf blind date.
I'd been chatting with this girl online for a while. She's from close by, and seemed nice. But she told me she had trouble meeting guys...
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I know, I said I wouldn't, but I figured it can't be worse than the last one.
It wasn't worse, but it wasn't good either.
It was a deaf blind date.
I'd been chatting with this girl online for a while. She's from close by, and seemed nice. But she told me she had trouble meeting guys...
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riz:
I'm planning on becoming a writing machine! Don't you worry... I got 17k words written in about 2 and a half months and that was with several week long breaks.... plus lots of time off for research/rewriting. With focus? I'm sure I'll have a rough draft done by early summer. And then I'll get to spend all summer rewriting like a fool!
riz:
You and me both!! I hope by the time I'm done it all results in my book ending up in a book store near you!
I saw a guy driving from Kmart with a Martha Stewart Futon in the back of his truck. Not so weird, except the futon box was labled "Fragile: Handle With Care". A futon that's fragile?? What the hell? I want my futon to be NOT fragile at all, in fact, I want an industrial strengh futon! If I have a futon, I won't want to...
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harlot:
oh jesus.
i fucking love you
i fucking love you
tsunami:
You're welcome! and thank you 
The Lighthouse Cafe, in Defiance Ohio made the best burgers in town, hands down. They also sold wooden lighthouses, bibles and other religious books, and prepared your taxes.
Now I could deal with the lighthouses. Sure, Lighthouse Cafe, sells lighthouses. Not a problem. I could even get behind the book trade. (It gave you something to read while you waited for your steakburger.... mmmmm.... steakburger.)...
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Now I could deal with the lighthouses. Sure, Lighthouse Cafe, sells lighthouses. Not a problem. I could even get behind the book trade. (It gave you something to read while you waited for your steakburger.... mmmmm.... steakburger.)...
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timber_:
that book makes me cry everytime. well, the end does... and i never realized how creepy it was that the mom was sneaking into his house until you just now mentioned it! lol
and why were you in ohio and not visiting me!?
and why were you in ohio and not visiting me!?
lobster_mobster:
LOL!!! I love them!! Im soooooo stealing the last one and making it into stickers...
♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥
timber_:
lmao! you just get better and better...
and don't worry doll face you were safe to begin with.
how could i delete you after a comment like that!?
and don't worry doll face you were safe to begin with.
how could i delete you after a comment like that!?
I looked for love in a lot of strange places when I was in Junior High School. My dad, given the chance, loves to regale listeners with a tale of how I was so involved in hitting on a girl at the Miss Junior Montana pageant that my sister was in that I followed her into the bathroom. (In actuality, she asked me to wait...
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timber_:
lol. you're tooo cute.
next time i'm getting wasted i'll give you the 48 hours notice so you can get here, lol. accept, i'm a really horny drunk... so i may be the one taking advantage!
hehe
next time i'm getting wasted i'll give you the 48 hours notice so you can get here, lol. accept, i'm a really horny drunk... so i may be the one taking advantage!
hehe
harlot:
oh my trampie.
i miss you and your ridiculous stories. i got a new coloring book...come home and color with me.
i miss you and your ridiculous stories. i got a new coloring book...come home and color with me.
harlot:
goodness.
There's nothing like a sticky rat and a head butt to the crotch.
You heard me. A sticky rat and a head butt to the crotch.
Blind dates can suck my ass.
OK. So I get to her house, knock on the door. She looks nice
enough. We make chit chat on the porch for a couple of minutes. She
tells me that her name...
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You heard me. A sticky rat and a head butt to the crotch.
Blind dates can suck my ass.
OK. So I get to her house, knock on the door. She looks nice
enough. We make chit chat on the porch for a couple of minutes. She
tells me that her name...
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timber_:
oh wow.
did that all really happen? toooootally sounds like an episode of seinfeld or something, lmao!
thanks for the laugh!
and btw, who wouldn't be in love with you! can't blame her
did that all really happen? toooootally sounds like an episode of seinfeld or something, lmao!
thanks for the laugh!
and btw, who wouldn't be in love with you! can't blame her
harlot:
Are you serious ?
I worked at a dusty old radio station. We played dusty old country music, and the dusty old transmitter was only 3 feet from the dusty old broadcast booth... which might explain why I glow at night. Well, in an effort to make my working environment a better place, I took it upon myself to make my station a little less dusty. With Pledge in...
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harlot:
A cop calling me would NOT have stopped me from playing.
salem:
That is a great story! 
Thanks for commenting on my set, reading rainbow.
Thanks for commenting on my set, reading rainbow.
Youve saved my life too. You are the most amazing person I know. The best friend I have ever had.
...youre killing me smalls.