So, I'm all moved. I fucking hate moving....I now live in the Dude-Bro capital of California, otherwise known as Cardiff. I can now say once again that I have lived in a different place for every year I have been alive. I got pulled over at 2 in the morning with a full load of crap and the cop asks me:
"have you been drinking?"
I said:
"funny you should ask, this afternoon I got tired of sitting on my ass and called my buddy Rob, thats his truck behind you, and said; hey Rob lets get hammered and pack all my shit in our trucks and drive around until some dippy fuckin pig pulls us over..."
SWEAR TO GOD
whats your moving heartbreaker?
"have you been drinking?"
I said:
"funny you should ask, this afternoon I got tired of sitting on my ass and called my buddy Rob, thats his truck behind you, and said; hey Rob lets get hammered and pack all my shit in our trucks and drive around until some dippy fuckin pig pulls us over..."
SWEAR TO GOD
whats your moving heartbreaker?
i finally fucking made it up today!!
wooo hoo
that's what he gets for asking a stupid question.