halfjack

which came first, the chicken, or my love for it? who can really say?

hi kids. howzit hangin? how're things? hey. cmere. STOP BEING BASTARDS!

yeah that's right. i'm tired of people being jerks. i mean i always am, but right now i'm typing about it, and you're reading it, and that makes it urgent, damnit. anyway. is THE GOLDEN RULE all that confusing? treat...
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so. it's time for the new addition. *does running man whispering ice ice baby for about 35 seconds until she starts actively ignoring me*

baltimore was great and thanks to all who made it possible. and yes, i'm about to post pictures. i know! maybe now people will write to me, instead of being scared off by the everpresent 9 paragraphs of whinging. but i'm...
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quick update:
thank you guys for your condolences. i appreciate it. and i also appreciate no one pointing out how pathetic and emo and whiny that last post sounded as far as "waaaah. i have to drive for a long time nothing could be worse than that. certainly not dying, or losing your mother while still in your 20's." to answer your question, my best...
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good news: i'm coming back to baltimore early.
bad news: its for a funeral. it's 10 pm i've been working for 10 hours and i'm about to drive 8 more so i can pretty much stop at my ma's for a bite to eat and shower and then it's funeral time for me!

i love life

and now, some lists.

still no word on the living situation. i've found a couple possibilities so we'll see. the trick is finding a place that is a) ridiculously cheap
b) close to either work or the woman, preferably the woman
c) does not require a year lease

i'm very excited about going back home in february. it will be a return covered in awesome...
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grah.

i'm overdue. lets start with new year's eve.

it sucked. my lady was in florida so i walked to her roomate jackie's bar to find: jackie. i knew no one else. the party that was going to be there (made up of people that i knew, but was not friends with) was moved to the big gay club du jour so i sat there...
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halfjack 2: electric bugaloo.

before we get into talking, give me something about green. song poem story picture anything. just make it about green, audience members.

here we go

back in bmore and let me tell you kids, its been a ball. this visit was great and really reminded me that home or not, baltimore is still the place i prefer to get down on....
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i'm back. and this time, it's personal.

thanks to those who contributed to my triumphant return. you know who you are. it meant a lot. really.

what's new? not as much as i'd like to bring. but i'll try.

i couldn't get off for the post-thanksgiving fun, so instead of going home, i spent the whole week at my lady's house. it was kinda torture....
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thank yall for your input on "enough," as well as the, ahem, like, 3 happy birthdays. bastards. i'm fucking famous, don't you know? its my birthday sluts! anyway.

so i did come home over the weekend. the day of my birthday kinda sucked. the only reason i came home was because my friend was running the red bull fluttag at the inner harbor and made...
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ok first off go help out Poison and vote for her.

moving on. i look at my friends list and i see a lot of grey names and even some names with a line through a middle. and some of these folks were my favoritest folks on this strange website. it saddens me quite a bit. particularly because i live so far away and i...
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