halfjack

ahem. can i have your attention please. ahem. you! yeah, you the brat in the back! sit down and shut up or i will eat your puppy dog and beat you lifeless with santa claus' dismembered head! ahem.

i got a job! i'm now a barrista! or is it barristo? or maybe since i'll be in training, a barristito? i dunno. i'm gonna make coffee and food and stuff. yeah! and when you ain't lookin, i'll drop a surprise in ya latte if you a snob!