the situation has been diffused, i repeat, the situation has been diffused. damn i'm good.
however, god has stricken me with some terrible disease that makes me feel i'm being slowly digested. i'm pretty sure its strepdukakis or whatever. wow. remember michael duckakis? that guy was wack. but totally had cock in his name. i dunno if that made it worth his crazy eyebrows though.
so yeah, no one kill me, and please disregard my drunken emo post. morgan is fine. she is not dead, nor have i replaced her with a buffybot. or turned her into a zombie. so if her posts seem somewhat short, or robotic even, or in any way zombific, i assure you, its probably just the pinkeye.
however, god has stricken me with some terrible disease that makes me feel i'm being slowly digested. i'm pretty sure its strepdukakis or whatever. wow. remember michael duckakis? that guy was wack. but totally had cock in his name. i dunno if that made it worth his crazy eyebrows though.
so yeah, no one kill me, and please disregard my drunken emo post. morgan is fine. she is not dead, nor have i replaced her with a buffybot. or turned her into a zombie. so if her posts seem somewhat short, or robotic even, or in any way zombific, i assure you, its probably just the pinkeye.
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How are you feeling? My fucking throat hurts though the fever is gone and I'm pretty spunky. It just sort of aches unless I try to eat anything solid - in which case it's excrutiating. So I haven't been able to eat, even though I feel much better. I just took a look in the mirror and my tonsils are as fucking red as the Robot Devil himself, and slightly swollen.
I'm damned sure they weren't like that before, when I actually had the fever, because my throat wasn't even really bothering me until today.
Have your symptoms been similar? Are you getting better?
We should sue nature. How dare she unleash such fury upon us!!
I seriously hope you're feeling better.
i'm voting for dukakis