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Friday Oct 29, 2010

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OMG. I like, totes forgot about this website. Errr, hey. How, ah, how's it going? Updates, yeah, mmkay.
- I am a certified EMT. I am waiting for my current city to open up an academy, while trying to find a PT job with one of the private companies. Groans, children. Groans.
-I got a Droid phone. Shut up. It was free. And the "app" that tracks the buses via satellite is all the justification I need.
-Bitches still be triflin.

Howabout some pics?

Firstly, I finally got asshole glasses. Yes, the turtle shells I've been waiting to become affordable since I had to start wearing spectacles finally came around. Boom, shakalaka.


When I finished with class and finally won my weekends back, I celebrated with a trip to Miami. WAAAAAAY different than last time. Way better. No strippers and drugs and shots this time. Just lots pastelitos, flan, and mi amorita Eva.

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I really like her hood.


We stumbled, as we normally do, on an awesome show. Hey let's check out Churchill's. Oh hey, the Henchman.


I was a superhero


Then I was a twink


There was a midnight boat cruise in Biscayne Bay. My clothes were stolen


By sharks. Who follow the beckon call of Eva. She made them bite me



I finally got to go home for Labor day weekend.

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Do you know how good it felt to be back in Locust Point hanging with real people?


Do you know what it felt like to be hanging out with real friends?


Who make real facial expressions?


Do you know how good real blue claws taste?


REEEEEALLLY real man. You can't even dig it.

Also, my nephew, thanks to my tutelage, is growing up to be a true gentleman. I taught him this.


Now, I didn't teach him to touch his own crotch at inappropriate intervals per se, but we do listen to a lot of Michael Jackson both when I visit and on skype. Get your minds out of the gutter. We both have good taste in music and readjust more than society says we ought to.

HE'S CROTCH GRABBING IN MID-AIR. HE'LL BE UP TO HIS KNEES IN BITCHES BY 1ST GRADE.



So life moves on. Still not sure how long I'll stick around here for, or what city will be next, or if I'll move back home just yet. I will say though, I could do worse than Miami.


Yeah. bok

_margot_:
I actually was thinking about getting a droid just for that ap.

So yeah.

Boners.
Oct 29, 2010
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It SHOULD come with cake! What a great selling point! tongue
Good to hear from you and see you seem to be doing well. smile
Oct 30, 2010

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