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Saturday Jan 10, 2009

Jan 10, 2009
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My bro's wedding. He's the ugly one. I got your attention with a picture. Let's move on.

I have been told that an update is necessary. I have been told I need to be more active on the site. I even been told I should speak with the people I meet. Well gentle viewers, I have also been told that my dong is far too large and gorgeous to sex mortal women with, but hey, I'm a rebel. If halfjack isn't making lerve to the womens, halfjack isn't alive. I suppose we all have to make sacrifices though. Since my lady has stitches in her boobies, I certainly won't be laying the pipe on her, so I might as well come and spend some time with you peons.

So...........sup? I'm glad we could have this time together to discuss a few things. Oh no, not the local sports teams, they are far too disappointing right now. I was thinking we could talk about something else. Something more personal. Scootch close, loyal listeners, so I can see your face in the candle light. We'll start slow, since it's been awhile. I know, I know, you are aching for my words, for my bold words, they make you gasp ever so. But I don't want to hurt you, my lovelies. Let's pretend, for just a moment, we are young listless teenagers, courting anew.

Tell me about your favorite color, and how and why it has changed from when you were just a little thing.
Also tell me you've missed me.
Also tell Girlysound that itching and pain are normal when stitched up, and she's still pretty, and those filthy cysts got what they deserved, and that when the wholes in her boobs heal, they will look like little mariachi players.

It's good to back loyal readers. Hears hoping I haven't alienated you with my silence. If you must go, I wish you luck. You'll never walk alone. Take care my love. Miss you love.





Edited to add: A friend of mine from high school is trying to get her career going. Be a doll, and go say she's funny. If not, fuck off. Don't be a dick.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8047c32ea/the-alarmingly-charmingly-cousins
VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
girlysound:
I hope you are feeling better! It's really snowing outside....I wish I was with you right now.
Feb 2, 2009
alyk:
Look, two things: I make good cupcakes and I have excellent taste in music.

That's all I got going for me, so I really need everyone to acknowledge these facts.
Feb 3, 2009

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