halfjack

sorry for another emo post. sometimes a whole lot of shit piles up at once, and i get overwhelmed for a second, and then i'm like hey, this is chaos. must be tuesday. i mean, if there's anything in life i can adjust to, it's a good ol' fashioned shit storm.

so anyway i don't know when/if i might get fired or when/if i'll be homeless again or what sacrifices i'll have to make to make the money i need or when this potential lady and i are gonna stop fighting or how i'm gonna stop pissing off my friends......but...... life is kinda, well, alright. i still have lotsa fun. there's shit i miss, and there's shit i don't. but hey, it's been a lot worse for me, and a hell of a lot worse for others.

so other stuff that's kinda good

-i chopped off my hair again. just looked in the mirror and grab scissors in one hand and hair in the other and let them go at it. it's a big difference. the air force guys at the base i'm working at almost didn't let me through the gate. he was like NA THERE WAS SOME HIPPIE KID THAT USED THIS ID LAST WEEK

-my delicate yet flaming roomate made peanut butter fudge. however he used too much marshmellow, so it retains a molten state. it's like jesus's semen. jesus's peanut butter semen. maybe after a couple of hours, cuz it kinda has a GAK consistency

-today, me and my friend joel decided to just not go to work. it was dumb cuz we're already in trouble, but i needed some beauty sleep. and then we woke up and made omelettes and watched family guy and parts of the most magnificent porn i've ever seen, courtesy of joel's girlfriend sherm, called (i think) lady of the rings. if you can check it out, please do. god bless sherm's porn collection.
speaking of sherm, here is her cheating at a volcano neck contest with me
why can't i post pictures anymore

if i turned to the side like her, you would have seen me kicking her ass with my freakish anatomy. my neck, not my penis. perverts.




edited to add: just saw x-men 3. please. please. please. don't see it. so, so very bad.