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so i already got in trouble at work. me and me new friend joel went out to a bar the other night and got really drunkened. i may have fixed him up (finally) with the girl he's had a crush on for like years. i may have caused a bit of drama that night with another girl that had a thing for him. ditto with the fact that their other roomate (that's right these girls are all roomates and friends), who is this guy's ex, was also pissed off by my matchmaking.

i definetely got too drunk to hear my wake up call from work, as did my friend who crashed at my pad with the girl.

i missed work that day and got suspended for the next day. i am so money screwed now. no lube children. no lube.

in other news, i have now been completely nerd-humbled by this new computer game my friend brought over called Oblivion. it owns my soul. i think i will go feed it. that is all for now.

after thought: every really intelligent, attractive, funny girl in this whole damn town that i have met so far has either dated or wants to date my friend joel. i either made a really good friend, or a really bad one.
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shellymc:
he seems to be pretty crafty when it comes to a marketing gimmick....which is of course really good when it comes to the film business... but i'm sure he scared the shit out of people with those flyers biggrin
Apr 2, 2006
morgan:
blackeyed

How does what work now? You being like Ford Prefect? You're both just this guy, you know? And you're both all nomadic-like, or you can be, and I bet you'd know the wiseness of always carrying a towel.

Regina tickets showed up today.
Apr 3, 2006

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