halfjack

wow. so thanks for all those birthday wishes. that was by far the most posts ever seen on this page. that even surpassed the super emo worm-eating one (not literally, just in a nobody-likes-me-everybody you know the rest kinda way). and thanks to morgan, cuz a lot of yall i've never seen, so i imagine there were some referalls. so yea. my birthday was pretty cool. i enjoyed bringing people i thought were rad together who had previously been unawares of other radities.

so here's a question for the peanut gallery:

If you woke up tomorrow as a quasi, note, QUASI, not stunning, member of the opposite sex, what is the first thing you'd do? and if you knew you would return to normal by sunfall, what is the last thing you'd do?