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too fucking nomadic. Born: Panama City

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Wednesday May 11, 2005

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i went skinny dipping in the ocean!!!

lol, but before i say much more... i have 2 stories from my journal that i have to share with you

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funny story. when i was on the plane comeing back to d.c., i slept alot. i didnt get much sleep on that last night. well... no sleep actually. so anyhoo - i was sleeping on the plane and the lady sitting next to me was a 60-70 something year old white snob. saw the black finger nail polish and refused to speak to me further. i thought it was funny and oddly calming. i dont like to talk to strangers when on a plane. but i was sleeping... and she decides she wants to use the bathroom. she decides that instead of talking to me so i can get out of her way, she is going to crawl over my lap. so here i am... sleep... then i wake up to see this 60-70 something year old tooshie in my face!!! it was rather startleing to say the least.

i also did something extreamly stupid and im so glad that i wasnt arrested for it. i do wushu sometimes. once in a while i use my 9 section chain whip... and i forgot that i stowed it away in my suitcase when i was moving to my new apartment. and i also forgot that i kept it in there! so... um... i took it on the flight with me. i was sooooo stupid and lucky that i wasnt arrested and haulled into some dark cavern to be interigated for bringing a weapon onto an airplane.... and i didnt realize it till i touched down and opened my suitcase in Cali. so on the entire ride back i was so afraid that the secret service or something would swoop out of nowhere and just clobber me. im so fucking lucky...
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zanafar:
Hahahahaha
First story....I would have soooo over played that biggrin Run down the aisle screaming "IM BLIND!!!!" .....heehee...
Second story....I dont think weapons like that are a prob as long as its not on a carry on. When I left germany I had to take some of my blades with me....and they didnt say anything about it. Might be differnt now though.....
What is a chain whip anyway?
May 11, 2005
theinsomniac:
So the moral of this story is, you can't take nailclippers on a flight, but you CAN take a frigging WHIP? Ha! biggrin

Information about the next party is up. By the way, are you going to the Dresden Dolls concert?
May 14, 2005

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