GAH!
oh temptations of temptations! women: how the fuck do you know if a guy is taken or not? because as soon as i gets myself an awesome girlfriend - you seem to sense it and try to get some Hafu lov'in on the side!
i should make a body spray called "Taken" and all the girls will think that the guy is unavailable - thus making that man a prime target for your affection.
oh well. soooo yeah. i go through girlfriends rather fast, eh? im trying to be really really good with this one. ie. resisting the sex being thrown at me by the others. and it wont be easy at all when one of those girls is staying at my place for a weekend. i know. i know. "thats a recipe for disaster already, hafu.", but we are doing that whole 'friends after a hook up' thing. and we are pretty good friends too. its just that there is that underlaying sexual tension all the time. that 'we fucked around before... so whats one more?' edging on the tip of your mind. gah! no cure, but to masterbate furiously before hand in the hopes that will drive down the urge. ha pun not intended.
oh temptations of temptations! women: how the fuck do you know if a guy is taken or not? because as soon as i gets myself an awesome girlfriend - you seem to sense it and try to get some Hafu lov'in on the side!
i should make a body spray called "Taken" and all the girls will think that the guy is unavailable - thus making that man a prime target for your affection.
oh well. soooo yeah. i go through girlfriends rather fast, eh? im trying to be really really good with this one. ie. resisting the sex being thrown at me by the others. and it wont be easy at all when one of those girls is staying at my place for a weekend. i know. i know. "thats a recipe for disaster already, hafu.", but we are doing that whole 'friends after a hook up' thing. and we are pretty good friends too. its just that there is that underlaying sexual tension all the time. that 'we fucked around before... so whats one more?' edging on the tip of your mind. gah! no cure, but to masterbate furiously before hand in the hopes that will drive down the urge. ha pun not intended.
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And yeah... they know because of that as yet unreported 'evil gene' they all have. I'm working hard in the lab to find a way to confuse it into believing that single men are actually taken. When I get it right, I'll put it on the market for $1000 a pop. If I perfect it on Wednesday, I'll make my first BILLION by Friday!