If you have ever been to florida you will know that there are these nasty flying roach type creatures that like to invade houses a couple times a year .. well now is one of those times and an exceptionally large one tried to dive bomb me this evening .. so i tried to kill it with my shoe (which was still on my foot) and put an extremely large foot shaped hole in the wall .. any normal person would say hmm this probably isnt going to turn out to be the best of nights .. but not me .. i'm on my way to the casino right now .. because it's nearly 4am and they serve liquer 24 hours a day .. then .. after i loose all of my money on nickle slots i'm going to go to walmart and try to patch this big giant hole while drunk off my ass at 9 in the morning when i get home .. we shall see how well this works out ..
p.s. .... i didnt even kill the bug with the hit that broke the wall .. i killed it about 5 mins later once everyone in the house had gathered to laugh at me .. it reared it's ugly head to rub in the fact that i hadnt killed it .. and i got it with my shoe (which was not on my foot and did not break the wall this time)
p.s. .... i didnt even kill the bug with the hit that broke the wall .. i killed it about 5 mins later once everyone in the house had gathered to laugh at me .. it reared it's ugly head to rub in the fact that i hadnt killed it .. and i got it with my shoe (which was not on my foot and did not break the wall this time)
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Cicada Watch 2004
ps-- drunken wall surgery sounds like a fucking blast - maybe you can make some body cast sculptures out of the taping compound...grrrr!