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The countdown is finally almost over!!!

Bobo and I couldn't be more excited, it's almost go-time with STAR WARS!!!

Soon our eyes will be filled with clashing lightsabers, epic space battles, sprawling cityscapes and a certain little green can of whupass in tiny Jedi robes..

Let's not forget though the REAL reasons to go see the movie.......Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu doing his best...
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Whaddya mean it's Monday again already, I haven't even finished scraping the cheese whiz off the ceiling yet!!!

Look folks all I'm saying is if you have more than three friends over and someone wants to break out sprayable edibles and lose their clothing along the way stick with whip cream because it's MUCH easier than cheese whiz to get out of carpets.....off of chairs.....off...
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You know I always feel that Tuesday can never come early enough, but did I really have to come so early on Tuesday???

That is to say, why on Earth did I wake up a 5 today?!?!?!!

It appears the monkeys have a special purpose for me today.....now if I only knew what it was. Hmmmmm.....Already rotated the tires, my dogs have been fed and...
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To all you mothers out there I send my wishes for an incredibly great Mother's Day!!!

Bobo is baking you all cake and has his friends waiting at the ice cream maker to make you each your favorite ice cream to go along with the cake.

I hold Mother's Day as a day to thank the ladies out there who are directly responsible in oh-so-many...
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Placemarker......I'm sure to come back and say something interesting eventually today. For now I'll have to just settle for saying ANYTHING since I'm on my way out the door without having really said much.

So I'll pipe in the usual that you would expect from me to hold this place till I can edit and update later: Nipples, nipples, nipples, monkeys, art, Bobo, booze, nipples,...
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Ok we're all halfway through the week - who has a story to tell???

Someone has to have someone spectacular go down already. Could be good, could be bad, very rarely are spectacular events even sort of neutral.

Me, I'm still working on mine, but you're sure to be subejcted to it almost as soon as it happens!!!

So if it hasn't happened yet, here's...
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This could be the beginning of the end!!!!

Due to circumstances beyond my control it appears I'm being forced to..............................GET A NEW JOB!!!!

I've pushed hard for the last six months to get my artwork off the ground and move forward with my writing and just when I'm finally making a breakthrough my life makes a hard left and I realize that I have to...
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So here we are on this Day-of-Mon.

The sky is blue. The air is crisp. Birds are singing. Rabbits are copulating. Water coolers across the nation are busy welcoming back the staff memebers they serve, anxiously awaiting those juicy stories it's sure to hear spoken around it in hushed whispers. The coffee machines, faxes, and copiers are all most jealous today of all days. Students...
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The tooth has finally been beaten into submission. Once again our dear friend Rum came through to save the day. Good thing I'm fresh out now because as soon as the monkeys heard I'd been drinking they decided they were all thirsty at the same time.

Kool Aid for you my little simian hoodlums, and nothing but Kool Aid!!!

Not like they need to drink...
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I have found the answer to all that ails you.

Don't put your faith in the church.
Forget about self help guru's.
Don't rely on your family to help you hold it together.

Just count on one thing and one thing alone - the power of RUM!

Ok so I could be wrong on this one, but I've got to say Malibu Rum at 4am...
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