Ok so welcome back one and all to our favorite day of the week. No not run down the neighborkids with dads riding mower day (that's everyday you can manage it silly) I mean MONKEYDAY!!!
Bobo and I headed out to the grocery store this morning and were both entranced by the sight of our favorite little cookie...you guessed, Mmmmm Milano.
Now if only we...
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Bobo and I headed out to the grocery store this morning and were both entranced by the sight of our favorite little cookie...you guessed, Mmmmm Milano.
Now if only we...
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My thoughts so far today.....
1)Porn star Melissa Milano is cute, but not quite as cute as ALYSSA MILANO. The only way to settle this contest is with a taste test.
2)The color purple is an extraordinary color, whereas The Color Purple is just one damned depressing movie/book.
3)Sex with a dozen people at once is fun, but somehow not quite as fulfilling as good...
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1)Porn star Melissa Milano is cute, but not quite as cute as ALYSSA MILANO. The only way to settle this contest is with a taste test.
2)The color purple is an extraordinary color, whereas The Color Purple is just one damned depressing movie/book.
3)Sex with a dozen people at once is fun, but somehow not quite as fulfilling as good...
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thrasher:
I'm a fan of solo movie going, but I never have to do it these days
take that
take that
happygrl:
Now that is just depressing...yet oh so true! 
Miss chattin with you ...thanks for the email... truly made my day 
I know I am missing intimacy right now... damn those standards! Hope all is well for you luv!! 
Miss chattin with you ...thanks for the email... truly made my day I know I am missing intimacy right now... damn those standards! Hope all is well for you luv!! I am reborn..........................
So I'm sure everyone who's known me on here for awhile has noticed a decline in the number of my updates, let alone the quality.
Come on, no need to pad things, I really have sucked for awhile now.
This crazy life of mine took a few turns and twists, hit a few unexpected bumps, and like that can of Mountain Dew...
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So I'm sure everyone who's known me on here for awhile has noticed a decline in the number of my updates, let alone the quality.
Come on, no need to pad things, I really have sucked for awhile now.
This crazy life of mine took a few turns and twists, hit a few unexpected bumps, and like that can of Mountain Dew...
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esther:
Oh snap, should I lock the doors and bar the windows?
Let me mention right now the estimate the auto shop just gave me has puckered my anus!
I can't even sit down straight after the reaming they just delivered. Oh sure they offered lube, but then they snatched it back and smeared it on the doorknob to the room so I couldn't escape.
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH, and sure just because you asked Doctor, COUGH....
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I can't even sit down straight after the reaming they just delivered. Oh sure they offered lube, but then they snatched it back and smeared it on the doorknob to the room so I couldn't escape.
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH, and sure just because you asked Doctor, COUGH....
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dakara_the_klown:
i was thinking, a bottle of 10 High and a pack of Bali Highs, want to join me in my self-destructive pity party?
arete:
come on, admit it, you sort of liked it......with pain comes pleasure. soon your car will be all shiny and new! 
Breathe, breathe, breathe............
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dakara_the_klown:
breathign is overated, suffication is where its at, or so I'm told...
Say Hi to the monkey and the newfew for me
-Dave
Say Hi to the monkey and the newfew for me
-Dave
esther:
I'll get the paper bag, and a wee garbage can in case you have to throw up. Then I'll get your drunk and we can talk all about it!
What a week I'm having.......I'm counting down the days until my wife moves out since we're getting divorced......I just started a new job, which is stressful enough but lo and behold the hurricane strikes.
MY ENTIRE FAMILY LIVES IN NEW ORLEANS!!! Finding focus is not the easist of things these days. As a result I"ll be making responses, but not a lot of comments for...
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MY ENTIRE FAMILY LIVES IN NEW ORLEANS!!! Finding focus is not the easist of things these days. As a result I"ll be making responses, but not a lot of comments for...
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cest_la_mae:
(((((BIG HUG)))))
dakara_the_klown:
I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Hades, but I'm suer more of them will show up soon, its only been a few days...
So the weekend is finally upon us. Change is in the air it would seem. Monday I start a new job, because as much as i love my writing and art they aren't paying the notes just yet. And two weeks from today the VeryVickieChick is moving out of the house and in with friends.
I can say this to all of you about divorce...
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I can say this to all of you about divorce...
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sluttygoodgirl:
omg, I had forgotten about those old movies!! They were pretty creepy, werent' they...
polygirlaz:
Just wanted to share some info with ya. Kens Dad passed away recently . Was not sure if I had told ya. It is very sad here at the house. Wishing you well.
Kisses
Cheri
Kisses
Cheri
We never thought we'd see the day but today, the monkeys are all silent.
Even Bobo is sitting at a desk with his thinking cap on and a serious expression on his face.
Today is a day of change. First day of the rest of my life and all that nonsense. And to think all of this after being so "up" yesterday.
Still my spirits...
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Even Bobo is sitting at a desk with his thinking cap on and a serious expression on his face.
Today is a day of change. First day of the rest of my life and all that nonsense. And to think all of this after being so "up" yesterday.
Still my spirits...
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happygrl:
How can you have a monkeyday if all the monkeys are quiet???? Did you sedate them again? Hope you're having a wonderful day
Hope you're having a wonderful day
cest_la_mae:
Even monkeys take a step back now and then to asess the situation.
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!
That was my life all last week. This week though, things are looking up.
Gonna hang out with a new friend on Monkeyday (always a plus) working from home this week to put together a whole slew of t-shirt ideas I've been piling up, hope to have not 1, but 2 parties to attend this weekend, reuniting with people I haven't...
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That was my life all last week. This week though, things are looking up.
Gonna hang out with a new friend on Monkeyday (always a plus) working from home this week to put together a whole slew of t-shirt ideas I've been piling up, hope to have not 1, but 2 parties to attend this weekend, reuniting with people I haven't...
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esther:
Kisses and breast wishes to you too, friend!
Also, if there is any sexing up to be done, we know you will not let us down.
Also, if there is any sexing up to be done, we know you will not let us down.
I've just gotta ask, "Has anyone else been having an utterly craptastic week thus far?"
I'd hate to be alone on this one, as they say misery does love company.
Hades
I'd hate to be alone on this one, as they say misery does love company.
Hades
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esther:
That was me last week. I am more than willing to share my good mood with you, as I have lots to spare.
dakara_the_klown:
My week was goig great, until one of my co-workers over heard the tail end of a conversation, and took something said out of context. /sigh. Oh well, maybe next week will be better.
-Dave
-Dave
course, monkeyday for me started out bad, what with the working an all, but its loking better now that I'm spending some time with Mis Hilary...
mmmm, Hilary...