Welcome to the day the Monkey stood still.
Well not so much still as stood on the face of the guy from the convenience store. Then not as much stood as jumped up and down shaking his fists vigorously.
Such is the price you must pay for denying the monkey his peppered beef jerkey fix. To quote the Bobo, "Look mac it's the jerky or your firstborn brat, you pick".
I'm glad the guy settled for the jerky, I was in no mood for people-veal today. I mean really just what wine do you serve with that anyway? If you can figure it out then you're a better cannibal than I.
HAPPY MONKEYDAY, NOW GO OUT AND PLAY!!!
Hades
and
Bobo
Well not so much still as stood on the face of the guy from the convenience store. Then not as much stood as jumped up and down shaking his fists vigorously.
Such is the price you must pay for denying the monkey his peppered beef jerkey fix. To quote the Bobo, "Look mac it's the jerky or your firstborn brat, you pick".
I'm glad the guy settled for the jerky, I was in no mood for people-veal today. I mean really just what wine do you serve with that anyway? If you can figure it out then you're a better cannibal than I.
HAPPY MONKEYDAY, NOW GO OUT AND PLAY!!!
Hades
and
Bobo