You know I always feel that Tuesday can never come early enough, but did I really have to come so early on Tuesday???
That is to say, why on Earth did I wake up a 5 today?!?!?!!
It appears the monkeys have a special purpose for me today.....now if I only knew what it was. Hmmmmm.....Already rotated the tires, my dogs have been fed and the neighbors dogs have been kicked, brought in the morning paper naked (always sure to get a rise out of the neighbors), what's missing here..........OH WAIT, WE'RE OUT OF BOOZE!!!!!
No wonder I woke up with an empty bottle on the pillow next to me.
That should have been a woman, damn my bad luck and lack of social graces!
Off to buy booze and talk to women who are much more drunk than I, thusly increasing my chances of keeping their attention.
Kisses on your naughty bits and HAPPY MONKEYDAY!!!!
Hades
and
Bobo
That is to say, why on Earth did I wake up a 5 today?!?!?!!
It appears the monkeys have a special purpose for me today.....now if I only knew what it was. Hmmmmm.....Already rotated the tires, my dogs have been fed and the neighbors dogs have been kicked, brought in the morning paper naked (always sure to get a rise out of the neighbors), what's missing here..........OH WAIT, WE'RE OUT OF BOOZE!!!!!
No wonder I woke up with an empty bottle on the pillow next to me.
That should have been a woman, damn my bad luck and lack of social graces!
Off to buy booze and talk to women who are much more drunk than I, thusly increasing my chances of keeping their attention.
Kisses on your naughty bits and HAPPY MONKEYDAY!!!!
Hades
and
Bobo
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happygrl:
I have missed you!!!! What have you been up to??
lecia:
thank you, hunny