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Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

Apr 26, 2005
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The tooth has finally been beaten into submission. Once again our dear friend Rum came through to save the day. Good thing I'm fresh out now because as soon as the monkeys heard I'd been drinking they decided they were all thirsty at the same time.

Kool Aid for you my little simian hoodlums, and nothing but Kool Aid!!!

Not like they need to drink to get past their inhibitions - they run around naked all the time, engage in frequent recreational sex and when none of that is available they masturbate publicly!! Wait a minute am I talking about Monkeys or am I talking about swingers here???

Oh well every swinger should be lucky enough to be a monkey, I mean every monkey is already a "swinger".

Poor humor, but he nails the cue and brings the joke home ladies and gentlemen!!!! Good night Pasadena!!!!

Here's hoping that everyone is having a Spanktastic Monkeyday!!!!

Bobo ooo aaa
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Hades love
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
happygrl:
Happy monkeyday!!!!! kiss kiss kiss btw...you got me motivated and I started writing so I could get this lit magazine going ....thanks for being such a powerful influence wink
Apr 26, 2005
happygrl:
You are the best!!! biggrin biggrin
Apr 28, 2005

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