I have found the answer to all that ails you.
Don't put your faith in the church.
Forget about self help guru's.
Don't rely on your family to help you hold it together.
Just count on one thing and one thing alone - the power of RUM!
Ok so I could be wrong on this one, but I've got to say Malibu Rum at 4am in the morning is one helluva cure for a tootache. It's funny, I'm not usually boozing at 4am unless I'm not finished from the night before but I've got no regrets on this one.
So who will win this battle, my failed filling or our old pal Rum, sweet sweet rum.
All I know is I'm going to be drunk the whole way through this ordeal. Wish me luck!
Drunken wishes to one and all.
Hades
Don't put your faith in the church.
Forget about self help guru's.
Don't rely on your family to help you hold it together.
Just count on one thing and one thing alone - the power of RUM!
Ok so I could be wrong on this one, but I've got to say Malibu Rum at 4am in the morning is one helluva cure for a tootache. It's funny, I'm not usually boozing at 4am unless I'm not finished from the night before but I've got no regrets on this one.
So who will win this battle, my failed filling or our old pal Rum, sweet sweet rum.
All I know is I'm going to be drunk the whole way through this ordeal. Wish me luck!
Drunken wishes to one and all.
Hades
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ps- in the midst of your drunkeness, take a look above where you wrote the word "guru". cos i assure you that it will be fucking hilarious when you're drunk....great word.