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Monday Apr 18, 2005

Apr 18, 2005
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So the funniest thing happened to me on my way to an early grave today......

MY HIGH SPEED IS BACK BABY, OH YEAH!!!!

And of course right on cue I don't have a single damned clever thing to say.

I could talk about the weather, but hot damn it's nice out there. I could talk about politics but why the Hell add insult to injury, it's Monday enough as it is. I could talk about sex, but who talks about THAT anymore?

Oh wait, I do. Let's talk about sex. I'm a big fan of the sex. We go way back sex and I, to the old country where greatsex actually grew on trees and was always in season.

Come visit, I'll show you our native dance and sing you our traditional songs. Strangely they all contain alarming levels of moaning and the occasional scream, ahem.

WELCOME TO SEXY MONDAY!!!!!!!

Hades love
BIRTHDAY ALERT: Everyone go sex up VeryVickieChickcause it's her birthday today!!!
lecia:
YAY for high speed
Apr 18, 2005

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