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Monkeyday checklist!!!!


Rolling Rock - check
Peanut Butter cookies - check
Chocolate Chip cookies - check
Bananas - Check
More Rolling Rock - check
Hot Women - check
Red Stripe Beer (in case we run out of Rolling Rock) - check
More Hot Women - check, and check

Today's mission, if you choose to accept it, is to ruin the monotony of the normal 9-5 M-F schedule and squeeze in as much drunken debauchery as possible. Oh sure you don't have to be drunk to be naughty, but it heightens the challenge level when you're trying to be smooth while simultaneously trying to remember your own name and how you got there!

Monkeyday is calling, will you answer the call?!?!?!!!

I vow that today I will do my utmost to fill my time with cheap booze and expensive women.

If I fail at this then I shall fill my time with stolen booze and cheap women.

And if I fail at that then I shall satisfy my monkeyday duties with Near-Beer and stolen wives. That's a combination that's good AND good for ya

Hi, some of you may remember me as Hades - I'll be your tour guide here in Hell. Yep my afterlife is chiseled in stone....

HAPPY MONKEYDAY TO ONE AND ALL!!!!

Hades
and
Bobo
(p.s. Lonely housewives can reach me at 867-5309 where I'll be hanging out with Jenny) Whatever happend to Tommy Tutone anyway?