hadesjones

It's a small, small world out there.

BREAKING MONKEYDAY NEWS!!!

There is actually some group out there pushing to make Monkeyday a national holiday. You read it here first ladies and gentlemen. December 14th is the day they are angling for in an attempt to raise public awareness and appreciation of monkeys.

SOMETHING I'VE BEEN ABUSING FOR YEARS NOW!!!

I'm going to have to write these fellows a letter and make it clear to them that Monkeyday should not be attached to the 14th as it is a Wednesday, wrong day to begin with AND it will take years for the first Monkeyday on Tuesday to happen and that's just wrong.

Come on, I thought it up first they really should have been asking me....muimble grumble......I've only been preaching that gospel for something like over 3 years now!!!

Still I'm pretty excited to know that someone out there is almost as cool as I am. Monkeys do rock and all that

So, have a banana, have a peanut butter cookie, pick nits out of your friends or coworkers hair, swing from a vine- unless you are already a "swinger" then I suggest swinging from the chandelier, naked. Drink a Rolling Rock, fling poo or some other acceptable poo substitute like chocolate pudding or a math textbook. AND HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONKEYSEX!!!!

Bobo is dancing the happy dance today!!!

Hades
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Bobo