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So Monday it is. I could go on the usual rant about how much Mondays suck but I have to admit I'd be lying. I work for myself so I'm pretty at work seven days a week. That leaves me to either see every day as Monday, or everyday as Friday. Can you guess which one I pick???

And as long as I'm going the "everything is positive" way this morning I'd like to take a moment to comment on New Years resolutions and their progress.

What you thought you were off the hook because you were drunk when you told everyone what they were??? Ha, no such luck! Oh sure I haven't hiked Europe yet, nor have I had mad crazy sex with Alyssa Milano, but I have slimmed down an impressive 30 lbs since New Years. So anyone who hasn't seen me since last year is in for a shock cause I'm a wasting away and I love it.

THANK YOU CRACK COCAINE, THIS IS THE BEST DIET EVER!

Just kidding, watching my diet and exercising twice a day has made a hell of a difference. Better still I'll be in much better shape and have better stamina for that European hiking trip. And of course the stamina thing works out for the Alyssa thing too, but why obsess. Ahem, why obsess any more than I already am I should say

Milano, my favorite little cookie. Mmmmmmmm

Hades