hadesjones

It's Monkeyday yet again and the word for the day is, "ugh".

Let's use that in a sentence.


"Ugh, soooo tired, must sleep now"

See there it is. And quite frankly that sums up my day so far. Must be some kind of rare Moldavian Jumping Spider Flu or something because I slept like a rock last night. No late wrestling matches with the cat OR Bobo, which is a rare thing with those two. Hell I even went to bed early last night.

I think a good dose of adrenaline and sweat will cure me of this ailment. If I haven't said it before I'll say it now -SEX CURES EVERYTHING!

Broken fingernail? Sex will make you forget all about it.

Taxes - Sex will make them seem unimportant

Car troubles - The car may not run anymore but you can still climb inside and get your groove on at your leisure.

Relationship issues - Sex, sex and sex. It's the best way to open up the communication or punctuate the end of it. Beginning or end, coming or going it's all good..

So uh three cheers for sex! I'd lead in on this one but I'm to busy right now, there's sex to be had!

HAPPY MONKEYDAY!!!

Hades
and
Bobo