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This just in: Monkeys can move robot arms with their brains!!!

Ok that isn't in todays news but believe it or not it WAS in the news last year

This is definitely a case of science growing faster than we can handle it. Oh we think we're doing ourselves a favor by testing it on the mokeys first when in reality all we're doing is creating unstoppable monkey cyborgs who will take over the world!!!

I can see it now, the organ grinder monkeys will pass messages coded into their dance routines through the cameras on the ATM machine which have be routed to send signals to the zoo monkeys on the gift shop televisions (which they have a perfect view of) who will in turn let loose the lions and tigers initiating phase one. In the confusion the zoo monkeys will flee and arm themselves heavily on the way to the research facility to liberate the cyborg monkeys, the monkeys with wings, and the banana flinging counter-ninja monkeys.

PANIC IN THE STREETS AS MONKEYS RUN RAMPANT!!

Last but not least the sign language monkeys will meet with our world leaders and deliver the same message all the way around the world - the middle finger.

I'm telling you it's the beginning of the end......befriend the monkeys now before it's too late and save yourselve!!!

HAPPY MONKEYDAY

Hades
and my new best friend
Bobo