hadesjones

Is it just me or....no wait, it is just me.

Hi my name is Chucky and I'll be your random bad joke generator for the day.

Chucky, that must be the "cheesiest" name I've picked all week.....Oh god he's on a roll.

Ok so I'm counting down till the next national holiday, but it's not what you think it is.

SUNDAY IS NATIONAL WORSHIP ALL THINGS ALYSSA MILANO DAY

Or just her birthday, you celebrate your way I'll celebrate mine.

Bobo is quite nearly as excited as myself about this one as she got his wishlist covered.

Italian girl = check
Brunette = check
Short = At 5"2 you'd better believe it's a check
Nice nipples frequently shown = Check and mate

There really is something to be said about nice nipples I'd have to agree. Bad nipples can ruin an otherwise perfectly nice set of breasts. Just look at Halle Berry. She's cute like an elf, has a really nice body, killer smile, nice breasts.....right up until you see the nipples which look like a dotted on afterthought. Ruined. Sad, sad, sad.

So today on this fine Monkeyday we will take a moment to thank the universe for nipples. Without them the best looking women would only look like Barbie dolls. Where's the fun in that??

Two by two you help to make this world a beautiful, yummy, and arousal causing place. We salute you nipples.

Hades
and
Bobo
Happy Monkeyday everyone!!!