It's official my next pet will be, drumroll please..................... a rock.
A rock won't wake you up at 2am every morning wanting you to get up and play.
A rock wont climb on your chest and yell in your face when you're sleeping if you try to get comfortable.
A rock won't insist on having part of your dinner because "gee that smells nice".
A rock won't shed on your new clothes. Hell it won't shed on your old ones either.
But in the meantime I have this cat who does all of the above on a nearly nightly basis some weeks and then has the nerve to give me the "I'm sorry, please love me" look the next morning after my few miserable hours rest and my sound determination to get a stick and start swinging.
I think I'm going to sneak across the street to the college every night around the time the last of the people are leaving the building. Later teachers, students, janitorial staff, whoever and hide the cat in a trash can as they lock up the building for the night. She'll climb out as soon as she's bored and wander the halls, warm and safe until someone arrives the next morning. When I hear the screaming across the way I know someone has found her, much to their regret and that the beast will be ready to come home.
Yeah, I'll let you know how THAT works out
To one and all a great weekend,
Hades
cat hater extraordinaire
A rock won't wake you up at 2am every morning wanting you to get up and play.
A rock wont climb on your chest and yell in your face when you're sleeping if you try to get comfortable.
A rock won't insist on having part of your dinner because "gee that smells nice".
A rock won't shed on your new clothes. Hell it won't shed on your old ones either.
But in the meantime I have this cat who does all of the above on a nearly nightly basis some weeks and then has the nerve to give me the "I'm sorry, please love me" look the next morning after my few miserable hours rest and my sound determination to get a stick and start swinging.
I think I'm going to sneak across the street to the college every night around the time the last of the people are leaving the building. Later teachers, students, janitorial staff, whoever and hide the cat in a trash can as they lock up the building for the night. She'll climb out as soon as she's bored and wander the halls, warm and safe until someone arrives the next morning. When I hear the screaming across the way I know someone has found her, much to their regret and that the beast will be ready to come home.
Yeah, I'll let you know how THAT works out
To one and all a great weekend,
Hades
cat hater extraordinaire
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why do you have a cat if you hate them?