A smart man once told me, "You, my friend, are an idiot".
Well I say once, but maybe it was twice. Three times even! About to happen again when I show up at work and everyone sees the look on my face. You know the one-that "I should have slept at least a little before the alarm clock went off" look.
Oh well we all wear it occasionally, sometimes more often than is prudent, but today, today is MY turn. In spades.
If I'm asleep at my desk this morning could someone please slap me around a bit. Uh, just don't get too into it I said asleep, not just thinking about it!
Sad I can already see myself daydreaming about sleep, my sex daydreams are going to get very jealous. Only way to level that out is to get laid before I get any more sleep or my body and mind will get out the picket signs and go on strike.
HELP AVERT A CRISIS IN MY MIND!!!
Hades
Well I say once, but maybe it was twice. Three times even! About to happen again when I show up at work and everyone sees the look on my face. You know the one-that "I should have slept at least a little before the alarm clock went off" look.
Oh well we all wear it occasionally, sometimes more often than is prudent, but today, today is MY turn. In spades.
If I'm asleep at my desk this morning could someone please slap me around a bit. Uh, just don't get too into it I said asleep, not just thinking about it!

Sad I can already see myself daydreaming about sleep, my sex daydreams are going to get very jealous. Only way to level that out is to get laid before I get any more sleep or my body and mind will get out the picket signs and go on strike.
HELP AVERT A CRISIS IN MY MIND!!!

Hades
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YEP, HE'S COOKS TOO!!!
Of course now if I don't sleep in the den where I can easily get up and check on it I'm going to be too paranoid to sleep. Let me tell ya, dens aren't for sleeping. Den's are for chatting and webcamming. Too bad my cam is out of commission or I'd pop it on and make everyone watch me sleep. Sleeping alone sucks!
Hades
Who counters your sleep fairies with a dash of pepper and a the scent of meat, wonderful meat