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Sunday May 21, 2006

May 21, 2006
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Ok so I've had my new camera for a few short weeks now and the excitedness just-won't-stop! I'm practically priapismic over this thing!!!

And for those who didn't know.....

Priapus /prI-'A-p&s/, Greek mythological character. A god of gardens and fertility, Priapus was the son of Aphrodite, who disowned him because he had a grotesque little body with a huge penis. He was a member of the retinue of the god Dionysus and chased after nymphs.



Priapism having derived from this myth is a medical term for having an unstoppably erect penis for medically unsafe lengths of time! I'm telling you this camera like popping a handful of Viagra and then hitting Spring break!!

The blood has been heading away from my brain and down below for such a long period of time now that I'm starting to forget things like how to drive, or my middle name.

Soon the lack of oxygen to the brain will cause me to do stupid things....like writing this post.

I love this camera
lexusboo:
hahahaa! what a great word!
Jun 5, 2006

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