And then I turned around and Monkeyday was staring me in the face all over again.
I've gotta tell you I don't know where the time is going but didn't we just celebrate New Years and we're already being bombarded with Valentines Day?
Don't get me wrong, I love to spend money on ladies, and for one brief moment truly believe I'm numero uno on someones list, but can we just slow this year down a bit, I need to catch my breath!
This year the monkey and I have decided to do Valetines Day a bit different at least to spice things up. We've agreed to just start bombarding friends and playmates alike with random porn. Why not eh? This way if YOU'RE not getting laid you can at least, eh, "sing along to the music" if you know what we mean.
So that's the ticket, porn, porn, and chocolates. A sweeter mix was never made.
HAPPY MONKEYDAY!!!!
Hades
and
Bobo
I've gotta tell you I don't know where the time is going but didn't we just celebrate New Years and we're already being bombarded with Valentines Day?
Don't get me wrong, I love to spend money on ladies, and for one brief moment truly believe I'm numero uno on someones list, but can we just slow this year down a bit, I need to catch my breath!
This year the monkey and I have decided to do Valetines Day a bit different at least to spice things up. We've agreed to just start bombarding friends and playmates alike with random porn. Why not eh? This way if YOU'RE not getting laid you can at least, eh, "sing along to the music" if you know what we mean.
So that's the ticket, porn, porn, and chocolates. A sweeter mix was never made.
HAPPY MONKEYDAY!!!!
Hades
and
Bobo
That sounds like a good idea... For those friends you know well enough to not be offended by such gifts...
Happy Monkey Day!!
I bought some socks the other day that have monkeys on them. The face is a round piece of brown felt. You lift it to read "Going Bananas" sewn into the sock, in white letters on a red background, like his mouth.