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Ok it's toot my own horn time here at SG.....

I'm here to proudly announce the arrival of the newest member of my family. A brand spanking new nephew who has been named Rasheem, or is it Rashim? You know I never asked my sister or my brother-in-law how they planned on spelling that.

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY SISTER AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ON THEIR SECOND SON!!!

Now...
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SHOCKING DISCOVERY FOR ALL TO READ!!!

So I'm talking toVeryVickieChick and she fills me in on a conversation she had with a friend of hers who isn't a member at the site that we'll call "C" for the sake of this conversation.

C tells VeryVickieChick that she went on google.com the other day to look up places where the name of her business pops...
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It's Monkeyday yet again and the word for the day is, "ugh".

Let's use that in a sentence.


"Ugh, soooo tired, must sleep now"

See there it is. And quite frankly that sums up my day so far. Must be some kind of rare Moldavian Jumping Spider Flu or something because I slept like a rock last night. No late wrestling matches with the cat...
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So there's two sides to every coin eh?

On the one side of things the Mardi Gras party was a bit late having happened weeks after the actual day.

On the other though it was well worth the wait

There is no substitute for nude hot tubbing, exposed breasts in every room, and lots of sex happening everywhere. Oh sure you could suggest cookies are...
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And is the weekend going well for anyone else???

Mine is taking the middle road so far but with not 1 but 2 parties tonight it should take a definite turn for the better.

And if it doesn't then I'm flying to Mars.

Here's hoping everyone else is having a great weekend and I'll fill you in on the results on Monday, Monday, Monday


Hades

What a day this has been so far!!!

Got up and did breakfast then left for my morning walk. A few miles in the morning and a few more in the evening does a body good don'cha know I'm barely a quarter of the way into it when I see a group of guys, all looking a bit tips standing at the corner. I'm not...
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It's "I don't know what to say Wednesday"!!!

Well that's not entirely true, everyone should go to this website null

That is the daily chuckle, you've gotta love the Simpsons.

Now it off to walk a few miles and freak out people with my camera, "Honey why is the funny man outside of our house with a camera?"

I swear I was just trying to...
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This just in: Monkeys can move robot arms with their brains!!!

Ok that isn't in todays news but believe it or not it WAS in the news last year

This is definitely a case of science growing faster than we can handle it. Oh we think we're doing ourselves a favor by testing it on the mokeys first when in reality all we're doing is...
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Ok so we're off and running on yet another Monday. Who's idea was it to have these anyway? Really couldn't we have made it Friday II the sequel or something? No wait, that's Saturday. Ok then we could have called it Friday III in 3-D.

Yeah that would kick so much ass!

Fine if it has to be Monday I can at least party away...
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Today is a sleepy Sunday. It's a good thing my plans for world for domination still leave me enough time for a good nap or two along the way.

Hope everyone had a kick ass weekend and can make up for enough lost sleep today to make tomorrow bearable.

Hades

Friday has arrived and things are looking good. Well except for the weather, it's look rainy and I'm a little tired of the waterworks.

Dammit where's the thunder and lightning? If I just wanted the water I'd turn on the freakin hose!

Still all punk ass storms aside this should prove to be a good weekend. Hell I might even take the time to sit...
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The Monkeys are still. It's an amazing sight. All of em still passed out from 17 hours straight of crazy monkeysex yesterday.

Sure it was entertaining but after a while the creepy reality that you're watching monkeys get it on kinda sets in.

On the plus side though you haven't lived until you've seen a monkey threesome on a spinning ceiling fan!

Sleep on monkeys....but...
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