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I've been away from SG for a long time cos things was happening. My mom, the old dear, has packed up the house I grew up in and moved into a tiny little apartment overlooking the Beer Store. Great view, ma! Now I have everything that was or may have been mine from the family homestead in my little fucking apartment.

This is making me nuts.

Crazy nuts.

So I'm selling it all on ebay and - believe it or not - making fantastic amounts of money. Who'd have thought my old toys and shit were worth so much!?!? Plus, it pays in the end to be a Niles Crane kinda kid as I am now selling things in great coindition and in their original packages, making me the fucking king of toy and collectible sales.

I'm still going nuts though. It takes a while to sell and ship the stuff and I have other things going on too. Don't we all.

Anyway, if anybody's looking for a Hugo Man of a Thousand Faces (a real one not a virtual one) you now know who to call.








Oh yeah. One more thing. I still HATE my job. So I hope this Ebay thing leaves me Scrooge McDucking so I can quit the fucker.