1. I believe I killed the wasp out of an irrational fear of being stung again.
2. Today I was walking around my house naked, as you do, when I went to my kitchen for a drink. My kitchen opens onto a deck, and on my deck, at my kitchen door, was my 78 year old neighbour, Bunty. (Bunty IS her name, I shit you not.) Well, Bunty gasped and covered her eyes, and I said just a second and grabbed a dish towel which was just no good, then went to get a bath towel which did the trick, and got back to Bunty at my kitchen door. Turned out she had some of my mail - thanks Bunty - and I apologized for shocking her. And she said, I just didn't realize you had so many tattoos.
That hurt because I'd prefer to think that the little pictures on my skin would be less shocking to a 78 year old lady than, say, other things.
Oh well.
2. Today I was walking around my house naked, as you do, when I went to my kitchen for a drink. My kitchen opens onto a deck, and on my deck, at my kitchen door, was my 78 year old neighbour, Bunty. (Bunty IS her name, I shit you not.) Well, Bunty gasped and covered her eyes, and I said just a second and grabbed a dish towel which was just no good, then went to get a bath towel which did the trick, and got back to Bunty at my kitchen door. Turned out she had some of my mail - thanks Bunty - and I apologized for shocking her. And she said, I just didn't realize you had so many tattoos.
That hurt because I'd prefer to think that the little pictures on my skin would be less shocking to a 78 year old lady than, say, other things.
Oh well.
she's 78, she's probably seen A LOT of cock.