Holy crap this is a busy week... too busy to get into. 
Ate some weird big bug while riding today, didn't taste all that bad really, kinda metallic
And ya know how in those car ads the stunt drivers always get to use some hairball avoidance tactics to prove the cars handling capability when faced with some sudden ridiculous obstacle? Today I finally got that chance!!!
A massive sheet metal sign lifted off a semi flatbed going down the freeway right in front of me... I was all like "FUCK-swerve right narrowly avoiding sign and nearby cars-swerve left back into lane past the stopping truck... FINALLY 
Ate some weird big bug while riding today, didn't taste all that bad really, kinda metallic
And ya know how in those car ads the stunt drivers always get to use some hairball avoidance tactics to prove the cars handling capability when faced with some sudden ridiculous obstacle? Today I finally got that chance!!!
A massive sheet metal sign lifted off a semi flatbed going down the freeway right in front of me... I was all like "FUCK-swerve right narrowly avoiding sign and nearby cars-swerve left back into lane past the stopping truck... FINALLY VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
Yep, Girl Scouts wear skirts. Im small, so I was actually wearing a real uniform. But Im not as small as a real GS, so the skirt was a bit short . . .
That was just a few years ago, too. I don't know if the ER was used to seeing 30something year old women in little GS uniforms with broken elbows from falling down the stairs drunk!