gypsygrrrl

it means:

1- all my birthdays from now on until 2015 will require that I have at least one #3 candle on the cake.

2- I have a really good reason to make an extra big ordeal of my otherwise forgettable birthday. yes, i plan on getting drunk. but in a very classy way, of course

3- wrinkles

4- teenagers call me ma'am now

5- gravity will start doing evil things to me, hence: will have to increase budget towards beauty products (garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad

6- if I chat up a 25 year-old guy at the Mac store, I'll be considered a "cougar" (rarrrrr)

7- all of a sudden I become the hidden gem for aging single men with back-hair, height-deficit-disorder, small penises (or is that peni?), living with their mother, looking for a wife, scrambling to penguin up before they turn 50, or having serious complexes/issue that require lifelong therapy (or, if I get lucky, I can get all of the above in one!! yipee!)

8- I'll look extra silly on the monkey bars with my kid

9- I'm at least a third of the way through this miserable life and that much closer to death

10- I have no more excuses for renting and not owning. fucking hell.