gypsygrrrl

ok, journal (and you, too, Secret Police) : come close, I have the key to immortality to share with you. no shit, it's true!

abide by the 4 elements of existance:

1-AIR : connect the end of your one breath to the beginning of the next, so that you form one constant single breath, no beginning, no end... a never-ending circle of breath
(working on this one - almost mastered it, but I keep losing my breath)

2-WATER : immerse yourself in near-boiling water and stew (yes, like beef in a rich goulash). once all your blood has reached the surface of your skin to the point where you are pink like an embarrassed pig, quickly jump into cold water and suspend your most vital blood flow in a moment of time
yes. this one is fun and invigorating!

3-EARTH : eat beets. they're good for you.
note to self: eat more beets. actually, START eating beets

4-FIRE : make hot, passionate love every single day for the rest of your life (that's forever, since, well, you are immortal)
mmmm... sounds great to me

so, sound simple enough? I think. so, as of now, I am immortal. actually, let me sleep first, and then as of tomorrow I will be immortal