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Top 12 things to do at McDonald's

12. Ask for the Soup.

11. Insist on Saying "Mc" infront of every word.

10. Sit down nect to the statue of ronald McDonald
and strike up a conversation.

9. In the drive through ask for the toilet.

8. Pretend you are mute and go through the drive
through.

7. Ask for the "Colonel's Secret recipe" on your
McNuggets.

6. Say you want it to "Eat Here" and walk out with it.
Say you want it "Take Away" and stay there.


5. Lean suggestively at the person serving you and
say in a conspicuous voice "I am here to see
Ronald" and wink.

4. Ask the person serving you if they want fries with
that.

3. Order more stuff than you can carry and walk
out while they are getting it (remember not to pay)

2. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and Demand
free food as you own the place.

1.Ask for something really general. (ie "Can I have a
Burger", "I'd like something with "Mc" in front of it",
"I'll have something Fattening" etc.)