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In Defense of the Moderately-Sized Man.

Articles from an Ardent Admirer
Note: this is based solely on my experience with some very FUN, WONDERFUL, SEXY men. Details have been merged to blur the identities into one glorious whole! biggrin

1. There is less to shave.
2. They are more eager to please.
3. They usually are certain that you come first.
4. They are much easier to deep throat.
5. They are much easier to curb jump.
6. They are much, much more fun for anal play.
7. Much less of a chance of condom breakage &/or leakage. So Safer Sex for all.
8. They spend more time on foreplay, finger fucking, dirty talk, phone and cyber sex.
9. There is no correlation between a mans height, shoe size, thumb size etc. no matter what the urban legends say.
10. They do, however, generally have better wheels. wink (All the better for steaming up the windows, I say.)


And so, I dedicate the following to those whom I have loved, and shared sweet lovin'...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Signed, a short woman,
Gwynnie ooo aaa

VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
jewelz:
Heya pretty lady!

Just saw your nipple bar comment on Btb4's blog and had to stop back by!! I FEEL your PAIN! I've done that very thing myself, and as a matter of fact that is the reason I switched back to nipple rings from nipple bars...I'd caught the end of the bar on one too many things and was tired of having them tear my nipple. I mostly just tried to make sure to take care of the nipple tear; keep it clean, antibiotic ointment, etc. I never took the bar out though, was always worried the hole would close otherwise!

Hope yours heals quickly! Kisses kiss kiss kiss
Feb 6, 2009
moniemuffins:
I saw that! I might. Maybe I can meet up with you and yours and have some fun. I never have enough of that. Oh yes and it is nice to meet you lovely lady! Thanx for the friendship.
Feb 7, 2009

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