Woman Masturbates To Concept Of Commitment
MILWAUKEE, WI-Soaking in her bathtub Tuesday, area resident Linda Marston, 32, pleasured herself over the thought of a long-term committed relationship. "Mmmm... oh, yeah, baby... I want to settle down with you forever," moaned the never-married Marston, as she gently massaged her clitoris with two fingers. "Oh, God, yes... two kids, maybe three... and a house in the country. Big swingset in the backyard." Several hours later, Marston masturbated again to the idea of loving someone unconditionally through good times and bad.
MILWAUKEE, WI-Soaking in her bathtub Tuesday, area resident Linda Marston, 32, pleasured herself over the thought of a long-term committed relationship. "Mmmm... oh, yeah, baby... I want to settle down with you forever," moaned the never-married Marston, as she gently massaged her clitoris with two fingers. "Oh, God, yes... two kids, maybe three... and a house in the country. Big swingset in the backyard." Several hours later, Marston masturbated again to the idea of loving someone unconditionally through good times and bad.
motherchaos:
Okay...that is just too funny.... I am afraid that my fantasies are far less tame 
Besides, I already have the three kids and the big swingset...the house isn't in the country, but it is in Alaska...does that count 
Besides, I already have the three kids and the big swingset...the house isn't in the country, but it is in Alaska...does that count
bondgurl:
Yeah that's funny. I got the kids, house, swingset....I just masturbate to a man with a paycheck! 